Because you were on the wrong side of the Atlantic.

Because you were on the wrong side of the Atlantic.

Because you didn’t come back from the boardwalk on time.

Because you didn’t come back from the boardwalk on time.

Because you didn’t graduate

Because you didn’t graduate

Because there was only one taco

Because there was only one taco

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Because you were in the bathroom puking

Because you were in the bathroom puking

Because you would die before eating the pulpo in Athens!

Because you would die before eating the pulpo in Athens!

Because you don’t appreciate the Easy Bake

Because you don’t appreciate the Easy Bake

Because you went out of town and I only know how to use the Foreman Grill.

Because you went out of town and I only know how to use the Foreman Grill.

Because “sudo make me a sandwich” didn’t work on you

Because “sudo make me a sandwich” didn’t work on you

Because we can’t all be coffee artists, can we?

Because we can’t all be coffee artists, can we?